HAUNTING QUESTION__-ever lay awake at night, just wondering these things?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
‘Cause it would cost more and take more energy to make a round box.
And the bra and panties one.. I’ve no idea.
political position
consider it tax
i think youll be allowed to change
circle box is a paradox
tasting not good enough
everyone is human
because when they do sleep its calmly
yes
idk
its the view
courtesy
english likes throwing curve balls
it might be frozen
because we really do care
they should be able to
autistic
some dogs are better than others
he is an animal
you dont want to know
most likely
yes
i didnt
idk
really though
Uh, i dunno…
I’ll take the stars…
I’m insomniac because of these questions!
you have WAY to much time on your hands
Funny stuff =]]
have a star
hahaha really good
ive heard a lot of things tp ponder over b4 but not these!!! good job
and yeah i did think about the two tunes of abcs and twinkle star!! lol