Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?…?
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?
I am incredibly bored...
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I guess your bored…but just reading this made me laugh my butt off and think…yeah…not s&it! especially #5
So you’re bored?
Take all your clothes off, run up and down your street shouting, “My God, look out, it’s coming from the north!”
Should liven things up a bit.
1. You can cry, you just may not see the tears.
2. You have to have a government title.
3. It refers to the serene and angelic nature that babies have when they are actually asleep.
3a. You forgot that you can be in a “made for TV” movie, on TV.
4. Because you want to see something really small from high up.
5. I think there were issues with the engine as well.
6. Sure, there are no regulations on “breathing” people in the car I believe.
7. It wasn’t the dinner he was after, it was the thrill of the chase.
BONUS: Throw the watermelons instead!
1. yes i am super girl i can do anything
2. They have to be abraham lincon
3.Because babies r just sooo perfect to everyone for some wierd untrue reason.
4.Just so they can say they did….. people like that smell there farts too much
5.Because there would be no more show
6.Yep but thats stupid
6. Because hes a dumb ass !!
1.yes, in a submarine duh!!
2.they have to make a difference in the world
3. Well for slept like a baby, when babies DO sleep, they are so sound. As for the movie question, You are in a movie because the camcorder takes a picture in it, but when you are on tv the people that watch you only see your picture on the screen
4. Well all people don’t do that, some people look up at the sky or at the other buildings on the tops
5.He doesnt have enough supplies, and besides it is a fake TV show…..FAKE!!!
6. Yes because the hearse is carrying many people, the corpse, the driver, and the paw-bearers
7.He stole the ACME crap!!! duh!!!
BONUS: You eat all the other food.
1. Wear goggles?
2. You gotta be a president, or miss world!
3. Maybe they snore and wake everyone around them every two minutes?.. Blame grammar for that one!
4. They feel the urge to spend but don’t know where or why.
5. Because it’s alot more complex than you think it is!!
6. Why not?
7. Because there wouldn’t be a show anymore.. And what’s life without suspense?
8. Buy more potatoes.
I can’t possibly give you an answer any funnier than the questions!! I hadn’t cracked a smile today until I read this. Thanks! By the way, I’ve wondered the same thing on #7, except I thought, why don’t he just switch brands?! LOL!!
Hearse…carpool lane…..too funny! : )
Dead.
It was John, not Paul. They both fixed the hole.
The hearse ran on glue and tar.
Seinfeld slept like a baby. You have to
consider what comedy writers churn out,
and why none of it is as good as the commercials.
Voyeours, obviously, and don’t have Visa because
they lack good credit.
Crying? Who would notice anyway. They have
their own batch of onions.
Wiley was on a mission from God. Are you surprised?
If I ran out of potatoes, I would buy Italian. Buy the loaf.
I am just going to answer the first one.
1. You have been the last five hours that is why you are under water!!!
1why not
2more important than you
3they meanwhile the baby is sleeping they sleep like a baby
—because when you go to the movie theartre you cant go on top of the screen but you can make a hole through it and go in. but you can go on a tv set but if you break the tv set it can explode.
4because they want to look at you hot stuff
5because maybe he was an electrician and not a carpenter
6you make a good point i say why not
7because that was the only thing on the menu- roadrunner
bonus boycott Idaho
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1. Can you cry under water? I’ll find a way when im bloody drowning;
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? About as important as i am really Lol
3. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours? When people say that they mean they shat the bed and woke up all thru the night
4:Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV? Thats a fair point actually love. Not a clue! Why do we sing hyms not hers?
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? So they can point at things and say they look like ants when they are and they havent actually left the ground yet
5. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat? He’s a little coconut shy..Ok that was lame!
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Lol i guess it counts yeah
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner? He was after a bird
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes? Run back in on them
1. Can you swim in your tears?
2. they have to be bald!!
3.
4. i go up tall building to throw ketchup pakets off!
5.
6. if i cave you a piggy back ride could we?
7. he needed to loose some weight!
bonus…..kill a frog
1.nope.
2.so important, that everone hates them. (cough, george bush)
3.i have no idea! good observation.
4.they must be stupid =P
5.it was the 60’s. they wanted the season to go on for a long time
6.?????
7.cuz he’s a RE-RE.
bonus; get to the store and by me some more =]
1. I guess but I wouldn’t cry underwater unless I hit my head on the side of the pool.
2. You have to be a lazy government worker. I will fix this nation. HA HA HA I think you guys need to fix your heads.
3. Your right it should be slept like a cat but then I guess you’d never get up. and I’m not a big fan of prepositions they can really be completely wrong sometimes.
4. Well apparently Things look so much cooler from up high but I prefer the ground over a 12043804243 story tall biulding anyday.
5. I betchya that coconut was rigged by the monkeys that lived in the palm trees.
6. sure if it is a licensed driver, buckles its seatbelt, and doesn’t talk on the cellphone while driving.
7.probably thought a road runner would taste better than a five star restaurant with a mouthwatering steak and a side of steamed brocolli.
BONUS- you get the kind that comes in a box. Its soo much less work. For america’s laziness.
theres nuthin funnier than…
1. poop
2. poop
3. poop
4. poop
5. dooky
6. poop
7. poop
bonus: dooky
5, 6, and 7 are off the movie “Man Of the House” with J.T.T and Chevy Chase. So I guess the real question is, “How stupid dose a person have to be to not realize that?”
1- only if u been crying for days…
ugg i dont really hav a good sense of humor srry…
Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?…?
1. Can you cry under water?
Of course you can! Haven’t you seen SpongeBob before???
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
No funny answer for this. Assassinated is if it’s political. (or I guess if they’ve got two asses)
3. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
I’m not sure… I think it’s cause when babies sleep, they sleep well, they just don’t need as much sleep.
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Have you ever tried sitting on a movie screen?? You’d break it!
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
People, as a group, are not always intelligent…
5. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
He doesn’t want to… he’d rather listen to the radio and try to “get with” Mary Ann & Ginger.
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
No, because hearses don’t drive…. people drive… duh!
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
He wanted the sense of accomplishment he’d get by catching the road-runner. Also, he never paid for it, he always got the defective ACME stuff they were giving away.
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?
If you’re Irish, you might have a famine. Otherwise, you only eat meat if you’re a meat & potatoes kind of guy/gal.
6. only if the corpse is driving
1. idk…haven’t tried yet
2. lets put it this way, its not so much the importance, it’s how rich they are
3. you got me
4. haha, where do u come up with this stuff?
5. because they are to cool to look at stuff on the level they are on…it makes them feel special
6. because that would end the show
7. if it felt like it
8. because he wanted the roadrunner and they don’t come cheap you know
BONUS!!!: you do the chicken dance
You can cry under water. An you should improvise on potato’s just use the instant.
1) Yes, but you won’t see the tears.
2) Just really famous with enough money and drama for the world to gossip over.
3) Babies sleep easily and peacefully cuz they have no stress; just hungry tummies.
-TV happens all the time. A movie is a one-time thing.
4) Cuz people are stupid and they actually pay for that stuff.
5) Old movies & shows are well-known for mistakes and blips.
6) Haha…he can drive halfway in between the carpool lane and the furthest left lane!
7) He wanted a roadrunner, specifically. The roadrunner is New Mexico’s state bird. He wouldn’t have been able to eat it in a restaurant cuz it’s illegal to kill there.
BONUS: Cook pasta?
1. No. The water’s too wet.
)
2. Assassinated, murdered – same difference!
3. Maybe they truly did sleep like a baby…
What if you’re ON a movie and IN TV?
4. ‘Cause it makes them feel big and important (both wasting money – like the “stars” do – and being up so high).
5. ‘Cause there’s probably a hole in his head. (I honestly don’t know ’cause I’ve never watched the show).
6. Maybe if it’s in a hurry to get to the funeral on time.
7. For the same reasons celebrities waste over 100 bucks on dinner when they could be buying other crap. (I don’t watch cartoons either…probably ’cause I don’t have a TV!
BONUS: Use pota-”fingers”! Oh, and I’ve heard that you can use pickles to create electricity, too…
1.yeaaaah.but why go cry there???
2.a)Assassination is the murder of a political figure or other important individual.an assassin usually has an ideological or political motivation.Other motivations may be money (as in the case of a contract killing), revenge, or as a military operation
b)Murder is the unlawful and intentional killing of a human being by another
3.a)because when the actually sleep,they don’t snore!!!
b)because TV has a variety of channels.and because you can sit on a TV.can’t do that IN a movie!
4.because you can see more places at once and because you can have a closer look at the chick getting undressed on the 5th floor at the building across the street
5.the show must go on to make more money.if he leaves the island,the show ends.
6.no comment.i can’t let you no the secrets of the job
7.they don’t deliver food in such places
bonus:that’s a tough one.i don’t know,order some more???
1) No cos my hankie would be wet and I couldn’t dry my tears
2) As long as it sells papers it doesn’t matter
3)Cos they wet the bed—You can’t get IN the tv it’s too small
4)They have a superiority complex
5)Cos it’s on another island silly
6)Only if it’s sitting beside him
7)He doesn’t eat crap
Have chips instead
1 Why not?
2 More important than the person with the gun
3 a)They slept like ABaby, a German man who slept 18 hours straight every day.
b)Because if you are in a movie the tv is on.
4 To laugh at people who couldn’t afford it
5 TV = not always true
6 Sure, why not?
7 He has aliens controling his mind
Bonus: Run back inside of them as quickly as possible
1. If a fish can, why couldn’t I?
2. More important than a crying fish.
3. I think they mean “Slept like a baby on add meds” but to be politically correct, they leave off the last part. Movie cameras steal your soul and place it onto the screen. TV cameras are like cell phone cameras, they don’t count.
4. I’ve never paid to go up a tall building? I live in the suburbs.
5. He’s a scientist, not a mechanic.
6. Only if you put the corpse in the passenger seat.
7. Roadrunner is an endangered species and he only likes roadrunner.
Bonus: Walk to the store.
1 Only on a bad day.
2 Important enough for people to love and hate’em.
3 Back in the day babies didn’t look forward to waking up.
The “big screen” isn’t a TV.
4 They’re tourists, leav’em a loner.
5 Then what fun will it be?
6 Only if there’s two corpse.
7 It wouldn’t be funny seeing him blow him self up.
* When in dought, bring out istant made.
1.I’m never sad underwater.
2.Tons of money and goodies.
3.Because they are dumb or they just use a saying.
4.They like to look at the view and then it’s easier to look at EVERYTHING without traveling to it.
5. Huh…….
6. Huh….
7. Huh….
Bonus: I’ll go buy KFC’s Mashed Potato with Gravy
1. yes, however, when you cry underwater, you get a slight burning irritation in your pelvic region, and your vagina falls off
2. at least 8 to 9 public scandals
3. it means when you wake up you get to suck on some boobies
4. they have nothing better to spend money on. why do you pay for cinner when you can eat people for free.
5. he had dyslexia
i give up
1. Yea, kind of a no duh moment there but yea.
2. Good question, i would like to know that.
3. Again, good question. Maybe it is because when they ARE asleep they shut up.
4. Maybe cause it looks cool?
5. yea, i do agree with that. that is kinda stupid.
6. yes they can.
7. ’cause he is very persistent
*BONUS* If you run out of potatoes go to the store and buy more, or move to Ireland, the Irish are the MASTERS of Potatoes!!!! : )
1. Yes
2. President
3. noone sleeps like a baby – no such thing
4. stupidity
5. he did not want to leave maryanne
6. absolutely – noone said it had to be a live body
7. he freaking wanted that damm bird
Bonus: eat rice and bread and drink lots of water
So, you like Steven Wright, huh? My guess, if you run out of potatoes, would be to use Potato Buds? Just add milk, water, and butter, and Voila! Potatoes!
1. sure its just no one will know cuz youve already created the pool! [yea i know not that great haha]
2. they oviously dont have to be as important as bush. hes still living [so far]
3. i think its because they have soft butts like babies. and i have no ideaa.
4. because they want to see if they can see their house!
5. sorry i got nothing haha.
6. hmmm i have no idea what that is ahha.
7. because he didnt want to eat???
bonus : you eatt tomatoes.
yea i know my answers were pathetic but that was fun!
1. Considering that ur drowning?
2. You have to be a monkey
3. Cuz babies are cute and you want to be cute
You can be ON a tv…i mean think about it….depends what u are watching
4. Makes you feel bigger…guys like that lol
5. Because its not a Cocanut…duh.
6. um….what?….
7. well…i mean think about it…he’s like famouse and w/e and dinner is expensive in those high matenace resterants and like for a…pea.
Bonus: Grab the nearest penguin tie him to the llama that you have to ride in order to go to the nearest desert (the penguin is so ur not that hot) in which u then have to give the penguin as a trade for a Camel ( i mean you cant go in the desert without a camel) but then now you have an extra llama…..trade that aswell for a map….(desert can be confusing) so then you have to travel all the way back to your house….(cuz you know u forgot ur cell phone…cant live without that) Then man….the camel gets real thursty ya know…you trade the map for water…But you know ur at home….WHO CAN FIT A CAMEL THREW THE DOOR? so now ya gatta trade the camel for a bigger house with bigger doors. By this time…Your map is ruend so you have to trade that too….you walk all the way to Alaska cuz….you know u traded the llama and camel so now u have no sort of transportaion….you get the penguin back with the map….you get the llama back with the house……and then you figure out u have no house, no map, no water, AND NO PATATOES!!! so then you trade the penguin for the patatoes. so now you have a llama with patatoes….what else is needed in life?
Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?…?
1. Can you cry under water?yeah sponge bob square pants does it all the time!
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?depends on if they are a republican or democratic
3. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?maybe they went to bed with a bottle (jack Daniels that is)woke up every two hours to puke just like a little baby!
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?you cant be two places at once!
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?because their farsighted
5. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?you got me on that one. but i guess its like why if a man can fix a stopped up toilet why cant he aim and hit the whole when he pees
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?yes but they’d have to be dead crazy
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Beep beep!
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?eat wiley E. coyote!
1. Sure, might not end well though
2. I guess as important as Chuck Norris… Too bad he can’t be assassinated OR murdered
3. (A) Well, obviously they should say “Slept like a rock”… or maybe not cause rocks aren’t living! (B) Well you see……
4. Because tha’s the way the cookie crumbles!
5. Because then the show would be over!!!
6. Sure, why not
7. Because then it wouldn’t be funny…
BONUS> Buy some more, i mean, who can live WITHOUT potatoes!!!
BTW, i’m bored too!~
1~im sure u can
2~people get paid to assasinate someone murder u do for free:)
3~um i dunno babies only wake up every two hours when their young but they take naps during the day and i dont get what ur asking about the movie thing
4~because usually the things their looking at u cant see it all if ur up close
5~hm i never watched that show so i dunno
6~i think they should be able too thats a good one
7~he wanted the thrill of hunting stuff
Bonus~buy more
1.Idk, but that would be pretty sweet. Then i could like show ever body how kool i am.
2.idk, but i hope I’m important enough…then my dead body could be on national TV. sweet! ha ha
3.Maybe b/c they have to pee every 2 hours? idk.
4. Because they’re stupid. They pretend to be a bird or something.
5.I’m not that old…
6.Of course, corpses are people too.
7.B/c he wanted the freshest meat.
Um…buy some noodles or something.
1. you shed tears
1. if the person’s name is George W. Bush
3. where did you get these questions from??
4. i never knew ppl did that
5. cuz coconuts dont fix boats
6. who cares
7. who the hell is Wiley e. Coyote
i go buy more potatoes so i can throw them at you and then you’ll end up in the hospital and have an excuse to miss school and get away from campbell’s soup
and OMG your question doesnt have like a million spelling errors.
and i noticed that i put two #1s but nobody cares
1. Can you cry under water?
Why will I cry underwater?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
I would consider nothing because I won’t die
3. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
I’m old, not a baby.
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Because I can now watch movie on TV
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because they are lazy <_<
5. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why would they fix a hole in a boat if they are not suppose to do it?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
I dunno what hearse is, or what corpse and carpool is.
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Who is Wiley by the way?
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?
Eat camote =))
1.Yes but you just can’t tell
2.Some one who everybody hates.
3. They mean they woke up every two hours and are lying.
b. The movie is played in a movie theater
4.They wan’t to see people look like ants.
5.The show would end.
6.Yes because their are two of them.
7.He wanted to waste his money
Bonus You grow more.